How to Dump Your Girlfriend
Ditching your girlfriend is a very hard thing to do. Here's my guide.
Steps
1. First of all, do not ever do this via SMS or Phone. It will break the girl's heart even more. Be aware that you had loved this girl, although it's possible you hate her now.
2. Arrange a meeting with her. Call to say you want to meet. DO NOT SAY YOU LOVE HER WHEN YOU CALL! You can meet at a parc, somewhere where you can get out easily, so don't pick a bus or a boat-ride.
3. First, tell her to sit down. Some girls have a nasty habbit of falling down when you dump them.
4. Next, tell her your reasons why you are ditching her. Never tell the truth if you know it'd hurt. (So don't say, 'It's over because you never brush your teeth'). You can use the line : "you're someone else than I thought you would be" (works like a charm)
5. Tell her that you had thought about it long and hard, and conclude with saying that she should stick strong. NEVER SAY 'MAYBE LATER', it'd just give her false hope
6. Give her a kiss on the cheek, and walk away. Don't run, not even if you have to catch your train. Don't look behind you. Just stare straight ahead.
Tips
* If you wanna be original, and your ex has a sense of humor you can write her a card that says "GAME OVER" and leave it with her as you walk away.
Warnings
* DO NOT DO THIS BY PHONE, EMAIL, IM, OR SMS. ALWAYS LOOK HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYES WHEN YOU TELL HER!
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